UBER Maneuver

UBER Maneuver

How to make keep yourself entertained post-Covid? Unholster your akimbo twats and lay waste to whatever slivers of decency are lingering on to this being "a society". In other words: Take notes.

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Preparing for 18 Inches

Preparing for 18 Inches

I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.

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lol what safe word?

lol what safe word?

Nothing says "committed relationship" like turning your girlfriend's dirty octopus into a wonderful mistake. uhh let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.

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Twitch or Porn?

Twitch or Porn?

So this is the new standard eh? Cosplaying as a gAmEr gIrL that rations her bathwater for Tier-3 subscribers and "oopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for the i dun shit muh britches facial reactions after the 6 min mark.

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Total Nonstop Orgasms

Total Nonstop Orgasms

Got the Tom Yum spring rolls fucked outta her HAHA

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Sound Cloud Rapper vs. Anal Sex

Sound Cloud Rapper vs. Anal Sex

The reality of having less musical talent than an asthmatic hedgehog must have hit her like a sac of 90's PSA videos and she needed clout, badly. How can life get any worse you ask? Well... I'll let searches for "how do you stitch a butthole" answer that. [Song] [Twitter]

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Priceless Escort Experience

Priceless Escort Experience

Hoe Chi Minh's first time at the fish market goes sour after realizing he should have spent the extra $20 at eros.com before dartboarding the bargain bin. Her defense for smelling like a Portuguese outhouse? LIterally nothing. She carries on like this is part of the girlfriend experience. I fucking laughed.

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A Crash Course in BBC

A Crash Course in BBC

If the west side of Chicago had it's own edition of Rosetta Stone, I imagine it would look something like this. Undoubtedly the most abuse I've seen an Italian take since Rocco was subjected to this fucking trainwreck for 30 minutes lmao.

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Traumatizing Moments in Amateur Porn

Traumatizing Moments in Amateur Porn

More than enough reasons (see: 1) to never "try that thing i saw on the Internet with my girlfriend". Somewhere between the beef bazooka blowouts and frantically Google searching "how to get cat litter out of my vagina" you'll lose that last shred of dignity Dr. Phil is always screeching about.

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The Truth Behind Girls Gone Wild

The Truth Behind Girls Gone Wild

[what you know]: Anyone that's had a TV on after 1:00AM between the years 1997 and 2003 are still trying to get this fucking theme song out of their heads. [what you don't know]: Doug "hobgoblin" Stanhope had the approachability of post-nut clarity Clint Howard. I demand a reboot.

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Curing Sexual Harassment

Curing Sexual Harassment

The unwritten rules east Asian pervert punishment? #1: Follow the dress code at all times #2: Stay hydrated and (most importantly) #3: Outdo WWE's last pay-per-view in both outfit design and dynamic movesets. I'd say our employee of the month is 3 for 3.

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Educating a Glory Hole Rookie

Educating a Glory Hole Rookie

Professional cuck-enabler Mariah Leonne takes a mouth-first dive into new territory; only to end up filming what may very well be the first "moment I changed teams" ever caught on video. For some strange reason, they broke up right after this.

1,361,669 04.22.21 TG Gloryhole
How to Survive a Gangbang

How to Survive a Gangbang

The downside of crossbreeding compassion with an industry that considers rectal depth as a measuring stick for paycheck tiers? Every dude within the city boundaries will be socializing your cornhole like it's Chinese healthcare. edit: I decided to see what Sativa was up to nowadays... and... well... I was not disappointed

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Buggin' Out

Buggin' Out

I'm no expert in carrying on sexual relationships with something dirtier than Howard Stern's astroglide surprise... but I do know a thing or two about self-medication: And lady - you can't blame this one on the pharmaceuticals.

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The Absolute WORST of OnlyFans

The Absolute WORST of OnlyFans

Round 2 for the most depraved, fatherless clout-chasers on the Internet as we know it today today. I'm talking about real deal independent women here. The kind that pay for their birth control with subscriber money. [Part 1]

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Awkward Moments in Porn 10

Awkward Moments in Porn 10

It's r/cringetopia levels of situations like this that really make adult filmography great again. If it wasn't for stellar performances like the ones you're about to witness, we would never know what it's like to live in West Virginia without having to marry out cousins first. [More Awkward Moments In Porn]

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Cumming On Dead Girls

Cumming On Dead Girls

Some will say this is in awful taste or porn of dead girls is weird and maybe they're right but this is like any other athlete or artist memorial montage. A cautionary tribute to the dead rockstars of porn. RIP. 24/7 support for all industry performers. [song] [song]

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Incest is Everywhere

Incest is Everywhere

Here it is: Martin Scorsese of Japanese what are you doing step-bro? porn. My thoughts? Guillermo del Toro and his production company have some catching up to do. I don't know wtf I just watched but personally, I think he should find a way to cast the Olsen twins in the sequel and let the tapioca fly.

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The Truth About Marylin Manson

The Truth About Marylin Manson

"I drank the coke out of my mom's douchebag" - MM

676,239 03.03.21 MM Famous
Beatdown at the Beaver Bidet

Beatdown at the Beaver Bidet

Tip of the Day:: Allowing any part of your body to find it's way in between a fully-enraged Tory Lane and a device that was designed to un-crust last night's Pinto Bean Soufflé isn't a constructive use of your time. You stand about as much chance of going home unscathed as a WSB does being profitable. [ Full Scene]

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Societal Decay Episode 2

Societal Decay Episode 2

Round #2 in a series that showcases the authentic side of some of our most interesting citizens. I'm not exactly sure what life choices have to be made to end up here, but it probably has something to do with blue checkmarks and whatever they put in those Impossible burgers. [More, More]

1,263,589 02.18.21 Various LULZ
OFFICIAL: Game of the Year 2021

OFFICIAL: Game of the Year 2021

Let's hope Japan's influence over the video gaming industry doesn't stop at jump rope nipples and the kind of lactating that could disrupt the dairy industry. Honestly, I had a fully torqued meat wrench going into that beefy 50/50 wakeup ultra combo at the end there. It's this kind of frame-perfect execution that separates winners from losers. Cyberpunk - TAKE NOTES. #kappa

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The Dangers of Webcamming

The Dangers of Webcamming

It's kinda refreshing to know the cam-clam game has stayed relevant amongst the rise of OnlyFans popularity. Never forget the O.G. sex workers that paved the way via 56k modem bitrate and school libraries. Now let's go ahead and get these ladies under contract for the next Ghostbusters reboot. I smell Oscars.

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My Mom, My Virginity

My Mom, My Virginity

You know what you get when you cast a guy that looks like he still gets the crust cut off his peanut butter and banana sandwiches? Believability mother fucker, that's what. Remove the Bangbros logo and scatter a few Star Wars Amibos in the background and I would have defended it's authenticity until the end of time.

1,013,791 02.01.21 Bangbros Incest
Incel Uprising at the Maid Cafe

Incel Uprising at the Maid Cafe

Don't let the Twitch staff wardrobe and lack of muscle fiber fool you: This army of limp-wristed, mouth-breathing fun-seekers have reached their breaking point and shit just hit the fan water-cooled RTX 3080. Consider this a warning to all women that can fit in a rowboat.

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