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UBER Maneuver

UBER Maneuver

How to make keep yourself entertained post-Covid? Unholster your akimbo twats and lay waste to whatever slivers of decency are lingering on to this being "a society". In other words: Take notes.

74,120 05.31.21 Pornhub Public
Preparing for 18 Inches

Preparing for 18 Inches

I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.

329,414 05.19.21 IH Big Dicks
lol what safe word?

lol what safe word?

Nothing says "committed relationship" like turning your girlfriend's dirty octopus into a wonderful mistake. uhh let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.

191,194 05.10.21 PainalTube Anal
Twitch or Porn?

Twitch or Porn?

So this is the new standard eh? Cosplaying as a gAmEr gIrL that rations her bathwater for Tier-3 subscribers and "oopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for the i dun shit muh britches facial reactions after the 6 min mark.

119,197 05.04.21 Pornhub Amateur
Total Nonstop Orgasms

Total Nonstop Orgasms

Got the Tom Yum spring rolls fucked outta her HAHA

170,069 04.28.21 Pornhub Big Dicks
DID I HURT U?

DID I HURT U?

The average Becky wouldn't be caught in a Burger King drivethru at night without marathoning 20 minutes of YouTube makeup tutorials. And then there's this powerhouse: Who ran out of fucks to give somewhere between the 3rd and 4th lung surgery. [FULL SCENE]

2,018,176 05.07.20 TG Funny
Pet Ownership Gone Wrong

Pet Ownership Gone Wrong

1 part Disney movie, 2 parts Carole Baskins. That was the plan up until Zazu used all of his Rosetta Stone credits on the Jack Sparrow of punani tsunamis. The result is an unexpected comedy duo, the likes of Seth Rogan would be hired to voice-over in the theatrical release. Why are the most important discoveries in life accidental?

1,457,678 05.02.20 joey Camwhores
"Death to America"

"Death to America"

This is siham. And what once was thought to be a single piss-poor decision has blossomed into a pattern of serious mental dysfunction. Her gimmick is basically r/politics except she actually makes money while posting. #GAG [MORE, TWITTER]

861,294 04.26.20 Anonymous Racism
The OFFICIAL Queen of Weeaboos

The OFFICIAL Queen of Weeaboos

Apologies to all the competition out there: pieallthetime not only locked down the entire Mountain Dew demographic, but she's done it with such precision I'm actually impressed. Enjoy your participation trophy nerds. [Music] [Manyvids, Pornhub]

1,475,718 04.20.20 TG Anime
Don't Try this At Home

Don't Try this At Home

No, seriously don't. Every once in a while pornography life overlaps into real life lessons. Let's just be glad this learning experience was made possible without the assistance of Czechoslovakian accents, and a petting zoo. You don't want to see the things I've seen man.

1,355,925 04.15.20 Anonymous Bizarre
Rocco the Limit Breaker

Rocco the Limit Breaker

Imagine challenging a man that has more performance trophies for his penis than you do for participating in mimosa day at Becky's Brunchonette and expecting to come out on top. Lady, there's only one person to blame here - and it's not the one who has the accent of a second-string Simpsons character. [MORE]

2,315,684 04.09.20 pnts Anal
100% Worth It

100% Worth It

Times are tough man. You can try timing a drop in the market, or you can actually get something out of that stimulus check by signing up here. It's basically guaranteed Return on Erection and you'd be helping Efukt.

1,325,107 04.08.20 Jerkmate Advertisement
Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Homing in on the 10-clip anniversary of offensive sexual acts among a global pandemic, and yet I remain hopeful. I mean hopeful that people in quarantine will continue to produce more reprehensible content than a Harvey Weinstein video library, not the Covid stuff - we're fucked. Like the guy in the first clip: Fap until it goes dark.

2,189,599 03.27.20 Various LULZ
CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

Today's spread: a.) Famous fucktwats trying to cope with lack of attention b.) Historical tone deaf unawareness c.) Whatever final form Madonna has decided to mutate into. In other words - Three things to make your quarantine just a little bit worse.

1,221,013 03.24.20 F.B.E. Famous
The French Tickler

The French Tickler

I proudly present "La Magique Buco Culo" or "The Magic Butt Hole. This feat of pure sphincter talent took years of blood, sweat and tears all culminating to this moment. Captured on webcam and entered into the historical archives for your enjoyment. [MORE]

1,190,075 03.21.20 TG Prolapse
Cum Haters 2020

Cum Haters 2020

It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such anti-seminal fortitude.

1,485,764 03.13.20 Various Orgasms
Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

The mentally ill adopted daughter of billionaire Steven Spielberg wants to be financially independent. So, what does any strong empowered independent female do in 2020? Make an onlyfans account. [intagram] [onlyfans] [news story]

1,255,468 03.07.20 Anonymous Famous
Just Japanese Things

Just Japanese Things

An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.

1,179,969 02.29.20 Ooo Asians
Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,185,141 02.21.20 geehawed Funny
Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

Say hello to your new idol. He's a recent graduate from the WWE school of acting for the mentally challenged and still manages to pull more suburban MILF poon then a 4-starred gynecologist on YELP. This particular desperate housewife is a prime example of why you should always FYD. [MORE]

2,025,789 02.14.20 BBS Incest
Cucked to Tears

Cucked to Tears

First time I've seen a wife rental video where the girl and her hired gun are left more humiliated than the husband. 7 1/2 inches of New Orlean's finest essentially left them completely mute, save for some sobbing that is usually reserved for the customer service desk at Lululemon. Hilarious.

2,550,533 02.07.20 Anonymous Cuckold
Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this going behind a paywall. More HERE and HERE. [SONG]

1,858,870 02.03.20 sonicjam Amateur
Camgirl of the Decade

Camgirl of the Decade

It's been 14 years of Efukt, so trust me when I say I know talent when I see it. Meet siswet. A girl that has cultivated a million Chaturbate followers by using her asshole to inhale anything without a birth certificate. I'm talking the Kirby of butt stuff and there's no fucking end in sight.

1,542,280 01.29.20 TG Camwhores
Where I Got My First Restraining Order

Where I Got My First Restraining Order

Imagine a community with no rules except "all the vag you can grab for the affordable price of $0". And it's not even behind the dumpster at a Floridian Denny's. Consider signing up - you'd be helping both Efukt and the war of butt AIDS.

1,428,295 01.28.20 JM Advertisement
The Best of Public Fappers 2

The Best of Public Fappers 2

Here it is. Round 2 in what is arguably the most offensive thing you can do in public besides mothershipping the handicap stall at Baskin Robbins. But unlike those shit gremlins - these titans of societal norms actually film the entire thing. [SONG]

2,406,588 01.24.20 Various Fappin
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