SPERM GARAGE

SPERM GARAGE

The "Pepe le Pew" of porn angrily butt fucks a tiny teen with back problems. More.

3,753,433 11.28.16 TG Anal
Double Vadge FAIL

Double Vadge FAIL

Notice Tom Byron (dude on bottom) does all the thrustin, while the noob on top sits idle? Apparently the sensation of having another man's cock rubbing against your own proved all too much for this 1st timer. He immediately premature busts... and it lands all over Tom Byron's poor cock n balls!

2,817,174 06.29.11 admin Premature
Meanwhile in Russia...

Meanwhile in Russia...

Dude unwittingly got himself a front row seat to Russia's biggest shit extravaganza.

3,311,595 05.16.10 Penis Hilton LULZ
Time To Retire

Time To Retire

I cant even imagine how many jackoff sessions came to a halt after this saggy-assed dinosaur stepped in front of the camera. How the fuck are you supposed to beat off when 50% of the screen is devoted to the puckering balloon knot of a gay porn veteran? Honestly...

3,771,116 04.25.10 admin Bizarre
NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM!

NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM!

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that a professional cocksmith accidentally blew his load in the middle of a lap dance or the chunky bitch's facial expression after getting blasted with man sauce. Both are most definitely Kodak moments. See more stripper debauchery HERE

2,884,474 05.16.10 admin Strippers
Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

1,712,295 01.15.09 admin Public
You Beautiful Bitch

You Beautiful Bitch

There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

2,784,371 03.30.08 admin Amateur
Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal

Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal

This is the story of Lara Roxx - a French Canadian who's career as a hardcore pornstar was derailed before it even began. She contracted HIV just after her first shoot - which involved taking 2 fat cocks up the ass simultaneously... aka "double anal"... aka just beggin for a blood transfusion.

2,799,162 05.13.10 admin Documentary
Pornstar Loses Her Shit

Pornstar Loses Her Shit

Ariana Jollee gets a tad bit emo on the set of Neo Pornographia 2 after recieving a bitchslap 'one million times harder' that what she was expecting. This quote sums it up pretty well: "this is sex, this isnt fucking beating people". I think she's on to something here. Full video HERE.

1,950,599 07.05.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Drivethru Facial

Drivethru Facial

Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.

3,217,870 07.02.11 Spamsam Exhibition
MOM... FUUUUUUUUU!

MOM... FUUUUUUUUU!

This video was submitted with no audio track. Luckly I can read lips with precise accuracy, so I created some textual captions to compensate for the lack of dialogue. Pretty sure I nailed it on the head.

4,071,749 02.18.10 SpamSam Busted!
Roidgasm

Roidgasm

Poor blonde gets ravaged by an ex-convict turned WWF fanboy with a diet consisting soley of Viagra and Dianabol. But apparently her vagina is built Ford Tough, because despite his unforgiving fury... this chick actually walks away with a smile on her face. Amazing. Full video HERE.

2,475,136 07.08.11 admin Orgasms
The Speechless Slut

The Speechless Slut

Some basic questioning by the cameraman renders this pornstar completely brain dead. So bad she cant even remember how to perform her signature move - a rimjob. See more pornstar fail @ MEATHOLES.

2,976,160 05.11.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN

Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN

There's something truly captivating about the tap dancing, bug eyed bitch at the 20 second mark. Her facial expression just screams "butt rape me till I poo blood". Definitely girlfriend material. See her full video HERE.

4,228,412 05.10.10 admin LULZ
The Pencil Test

The Pencil Test

Ouch. As if being born a ginger wasn't bad enough, this Irish Setter has a set of knockers that look a lot like deflated weather balloons.

2,744,152 04.18.10 admin LULZ
LOL GTFO Grandma

LOL GTFO Grandma

This is rather odd. I mean the dude gets caught pissing on the face of his 20 year old girlfriend by a lady older than Jesus and doesn't even bother to cover up. For a solid 10 seconds the old hag just stands there eyeing his cock. There's no embarrassment. No dialogue. Just one baffled senior citizen trying to make sense of a contemporary sex act.

1,783,926 05.29.10 admin Busted!
Blumpkins Really Do Exist

Blumpkins Really Do Exist

Male pornstar goes where no male pornstar has gone before: to the bathroom... whilst getting his dick sucked. Sounded like a wet one too. Guess this ends the century-long debate that blumpkins are merely an object of fucked up folklore. Another score for modern civilization.

2,946,555 05.05.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Pervert Ridiculed By Crowd!

Pervert Ridiculed By Crowd!

Sleazy New Yorker gets bitched out by Lance Armstrong Jr. for zooming in on the crotch of some leg-spreading attention whore. A verbal battle of douchebaggery ensues. Some seriously amazing dialogue in this one folks. Plus a hot bitch that keeps picking at her twat wedgie. More videos by the same guy available HERE.

3,951,277 08.30.10 Joey Boots LULZ
Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

This is Hotkinkyjo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.

4,330,744 07.11.11 Sewer Insertions
I Haz A Headache

I Haz A Headache

After being skull fucked at mach 3 this feisty little skank starts bitching about head pain. Equally entertaining is her choice of vocabularly, with witty one liners such as "you fuck fuck" and "fucking fuck fuckers". The full, uncensored video is simply too cRaZy for eFukt, so if you want it... you'll have to grab it from the SOURCE. Trust me, it's worth it.

2,916,178 04.30.10 admin LULZ
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