Cum Haters

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Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Much like Tyler Perry going 30 seconds without filming a Medea movie, you can literally see the rage in this chick's eyes. Emphasis on the 0:34 mark with the realization that the $17.50 she just made will barely cover the Clearasil bill. [Full Scene Here]

1,262,869 12.29.20 saps LULZ
Cum Haters 2020

Cum Haters 2020

It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such anti-seminal fortitude.

1,485,764 03.13.20 Various Orgasms
I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this series went from "what the fuck am I watching" to How do we get John Cena into one of these scenes? pretty damn quick. The tipping point involves Morgan Lee's last hurrah before someone convinced her to bootleg Lil Wayno songs. And no, you can't unsee that either.

1,753,995 06.11.19 EF Nasty
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

2,337,232 02.11.19 Various LULZ
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,892,151 10.05.17 EF LULZ
Rookie Has a Panic Attack

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

2,407,003 08.24.17 BBG LULZ
I Hate Cum #4

I Hate Cum #4

All these stupid bitches act like the money shot was some sort of awful surprise. Luckily, their retching and disgust only entertain my penor. LOL [Part one] SAURCES: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. [SONG]

3,022,914 08.19.15 Anonymous LULZ
THE BUKKAKE HATE COMPILATION

THE BUKKAKE HATE COMPILATION

[boo-kah-kee] [Noun] A sexual practice involving a large group of men masturbating on a single person... I sorted over 30 hours of beta's jacking off on gutter sluts to make this. Enjoy. [Moar BUKKAKE] [SONG]

2,400,217 04.27.15 Various Porn Bloopers
I Hate Cum #3

I Hate Cum #3

Marvel in the majestic awe of unwanted facials, oral insemination's from men lacking fruit in their diet and other tales of shifty cum dodgers. These girls hate jizz like I hate the season finale of Dexter. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

3,500,445 10.02.13 Various Porn Bloopers
I Hate Cum 2

I Hate Cum 2

Another round of some jizz-intolerant whores getting pwn3d by the substance they loathe most, resulting in all sorts of fucked up, boner-inducing reactions. Chick in the first clip is Katie Thomas and the teary-eyed blonde that looks like she just got butt fucked by Gollum is Elle from Facial Abuse.

3,538,647 01.16.11 TG & Spamsam Porn Bloopers
I Hate Cum

I Hate Cum

Compilation of various skanks expressing some serious dismay after being force fed a healthy dosage of man gravy. The first clip comes from Facial Abuse and the fat black hobo-bitch at the end that quite hilariously claimed to be allergic to jizz is from Black Vagina Finder. Enjoy.

3,524,487 06.20.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Pornstar Hates Semen

Pornstar Hates Semen

No one said you had to like it baby. Just sit back, open wide and think about all the Baja Chalupas you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me through the day.

1,441,637 08.17.09 admin LULZ
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